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Joke of the Day

"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left?"" Because black people have no rights"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free."

"What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break."

"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."

"woops i wrote a joke with no punchline a joke with no punchline"

"Why do nice guys make good lovers? They always finish last."

"They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans."

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"

"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"