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Joke of the Day

"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."

"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"

"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."

"You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on."

"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."

"The zoo is a really bad place to pick up cougars. I thought that one was flirting with me and now I'm missing most of a hand and bleeding. Please send paramedics."

"If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic."

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"I'm a screamer Not sexually just life in general"

"Why are all black people fast? The slow ones got caught."