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Joke of the Day
"Death is a part of life... Specifically the last part."
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"They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there."
"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"
"INTERVIEWER: So, do you have any questions for me? ME: What's the Wi-Fi password? I: About the job M: What is the company Wi-fi password?"
"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."
"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."
"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."
"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"
"I have boobs & a calculator. Math is irrelevant."