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Joke of the Day

"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"

"""DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?"" I step forward boldly. ""I know OF it."""

"Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"

"FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Q: What do bees chew? A: Bumble gum."

"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"