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Joke of the Day

"What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows."

"My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I."

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"What do you call a mexican hitchhiker? El Paso"

"ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for ""A Person Who Deserves Love""? ME [crying]: Hahaha"

"Why couldn't Donald Trump be a successful song writer? Because every good song has a bridge, not a wall."

"Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it ""MY way"" you'd have added alcohol to your menu."

"What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985."

"What did Trump say to the Human Cannonball? You'rrre fired!"