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Joke of the Day
"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."
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"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"*job interview* ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."""
"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."
"Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders? Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty"
"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"