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Joke of the Day

"Replace Steven Tyler with a bear. Bearosmith. Billions and billions of $. I could do this all day, you guys. Hire me."

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"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"
"The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man."
"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"
"so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like 'ladies, you have to wait.'"
"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."
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"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."
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