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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a mermaid pregnant? You fuck her."
Next Joke
"I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate."
"After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry...."
"How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers? Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?"
"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."
"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."
"If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play ""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"". Bears love that song."
"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
"Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain"