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Joke of the Day
"How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series? 2016."
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"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"
"The difference between me and Bill Gates is ""th"". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year."
"Donald Trump is like the ""Scream"" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror."
"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."
"What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car."
"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."
"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."
"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."
"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"