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Joke of the Day

"I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu."

"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"

"Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... it's called 'wedding cake'"

"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."

"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"

"What kind of joke did the forgetful Redditor make?"

"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"