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Joke of the Day
"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."
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"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"
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"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."
"I once dated a strict Catholic from the south of Ireland I'll tell you what, you can take the girl out of Cork...."
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
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