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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century.. Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?"

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"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"
"How do you make a woman scream twice? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her curtains."
"What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy? [Works every time] What's a mattababy? Nothing what's a matta with you"
"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"
"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."
"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""
"A fish lies on the ground outside of his tank, dead. The two remaining fish in the tank talk to each other: ""What happened?!"" ""I don't really know... He just yelled 'EVOLUTION!' and jumped out."""
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
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