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Joke of the Day
"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."
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"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."
"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."
"I've been friends with my recliner the longest. We go way back."
"What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? RIP my E-brake"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile."
"I've just spoke with a woman who said she met me at a vegetarian club last week I could have sworn I've never met herbivore"
"Prison escape A dwarven psychic escaped from prison, an alert went out there was a small medium at large"
"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"