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Joke of the Day

"In honor of Columbus Day I'm going to drive around until I get lost then make myself at home in the first clearly inhabited house I find"

"Drunk sex is like a WNBA game. It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes."

"So I was sitting outside today when all these guys flew over and just started sticking it in... I must have swatted 20 mosquitos..."

"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."

"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."

"*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages."