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Joke of the Day

"In honor of Columbus Day I'm going to drive around until I get lost then make myself at home in the first clearly inhabited house I find"

"Cops said my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit which is crazy because I don't even drink blood alcohol."

"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."

"My boss dropped a pen, bent to pick it up, my b-ball instincts took over, I slapped his ass, said 'nice hustle' & now I need a new job."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."

"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"

"Stop calling me a Karma Whore I'm a Karma Escort."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."

"Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to."