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Joke of the Day
"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."
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"*man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry* *policeman informs family* ""There's no easy way to say this""..."
"I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car."
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""
"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""
"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"
"Tried to hit on a girl whom I thought was married. A miss"
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"
"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."
"What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve."