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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."

"Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back."

"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."

"My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it."

"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."

"Do you know why Dead Baby jokes never get old? Because they die so young."

"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"

"You always split up amicably if you date a mathematician. Because they always break up with respect to ex."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go"