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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."

"Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette"

"We grew up so poor we could only play Dungeons."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!"

"A father says to his son, ""Don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind.""... The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"If Ebenezer Scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? A Baa-Homburg!"

"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"

"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."

"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"