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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a vegan? A steak through their heart."
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"My dad asked me if it's true that if you spend too much time on Reddit, you'll become an idiot ""Kek"", I said."
"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"
"A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep I might not be doing this right"
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
"Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !"
"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"
"Fun Fact: When your favorite football team wins, you don't win. You're just drunk on a couch screaming at a TV."
"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."