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Joke of the Day

"A plane crushed on top of a cemetery In the evening news: So far they found 255 body... but they continue the digging."

"Ok guys I have a confession.... Particle accelerators give me a hadron...."

"Whenever I lose my micrometer I use my dick."

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute"

"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."

"I was going to make a joke... But I fainted"

"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."

"What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus"

"[arguing w girlfriend] Her: I feel like we have communication problems. Me: srsly? wow I text u like every day."