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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a social media marketing genius? Masterbaiter"
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"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."
"And the bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"I just got a text from a number I don't recognize saying, 'You're an embarrassment of a son'. I've narrowed it down to 2 people."
"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."
"I lift at the gym the stairs are too much effort"
"Santa went to the doctor's Santa Claus went to the doctor's with a mince pie stuck up his arse. The doctor took one look at it and said ""no worries, I can give you some cream for that."""
"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."
"Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? Polar bear"
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."