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Joke of the Day

"why did god create the yeast infection so women could see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt"

"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"

"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"

"Where do you buy a baby? Hole Foods."

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team? She kept running from the ball."

"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."

"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"

"Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Sorry Jimmy Not Know You Were Saving It Jimmy Pick Up Another One On The Way Home"