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Joke of the Day

"This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud."

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."

"Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut"

"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"

"Guy gets into a car wreck with a midget driver Midget steps out of his car, walks over to the other guy with a scowl and states, ""I'm not happy."" Guy responds. ""So which one are you?"""

"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."

"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"

"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"