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Joke of the Day
"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."
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"He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag."
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"I grew up for this?"
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"Trump is going to take out these mexicans... juan by juan."
"What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast? gingerbread"
"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"What is the president's favorite vegetable? BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham."