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Joke of the Day

"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"How did the octopus go to the war? Well armed..."

"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"

"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"

"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"

"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."

"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."

"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"