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Joke of the Day
"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
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"Why did the man throw his clock out the window? Cause the cheating bitch ducked."
"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"
"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."
"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."
"Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. ""no dont leave"" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."
"I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!! I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile."