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Joke of the Day

"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."

"what do you call the skin around a vagina a woman"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"

"Cemetery I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy behind a gravestone. I said ""Morning."" He replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""

"General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy? Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir."

"Everybody laughed at me when I said I was going to be a standup comedian. They're not laughing now."

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."

"Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat."

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."