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Joke of the Day
"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"
Next Joke
"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"
"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."
"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."
"Hey Chumbawamba, we kept you down."
"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair."
"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"
"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""