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Joke of the Day

"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"

"I have a deeply religious Muslim friend who knows the Qu'ran back to front Which is the way that the Koran is written. A surprisingly well informed joke about Islam (with apologies to Jimmy Carr)."

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"Why is the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in Coffee instead of Caw Fee."

"Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year."

"Beach people are fickle. One minute you're the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they're terrified of the Lord of Seagulls."

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."

"Utah... but I'm taller."

"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"

"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"