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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mass transit system that also cares deeply about humanitarian work? A Bonorail."
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"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."
"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"
"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"
"What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight."
"What happened when the gay guy put a nicoderm patch on his wiener? He cut down to two butts a day"
"I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?"
"Have you heard the joke about the pencil? It's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point."