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Joke of the Day
"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."
Next Joke
"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"
"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"
"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""
"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"
"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."
"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"
"A shark walks into a bar, and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."