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Joke of the Day

"Once you've had black, you might never go back but.. Everything taste better on a cracker."

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"You show me your boobs and I'll show you my tattoo... Tit for Tat"
"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"
"*Pizza Hut job interview* ""Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?"" No sir. ""You will."""
"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."
"Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog So he could 'get a long little doggy' Credit- my 12 year old daughter!"
"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."
"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."
"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."