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Joke of the Day

"""You can't have your cake and eat it too"" People that don't know how cake works."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."

"What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names."

"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."

"I'm a vegetarian. Subway gave me a Chicken Club. Oops, wrong sub."

"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."

"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"Hitler says... ""I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"" His officer responds with ""Why the clown?"" To which Hitler replies with ""See! No one cares about the Jews!"""

"My girlfriend thought this up today. I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear."