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Joke of the Day

"Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants."

"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."

"""son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"" ""Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"" ""No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"""

"It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry. So she went home."

"They say the camera adds ten pounds. I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious."

"How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers."

"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."