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Joke of the Day
"Recent Studies... Recent studies show that 4 out of 5 blondes are blonde"
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"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
"I just had my ass blasted.. It was an explosive diarrhea."
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"
"Q: What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle? A: Wheeee!"
"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."
"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."
"Whenever anyone quotes the Bible to me I quote Harry Potter to them because I too love a good magical fiction book."
"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."
"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""