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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"

"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""

"Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom."

"How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? You don't, they're already spotted!"

"The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about."

"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"

"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"

"""What are you doing here?"" I just got fired from the circus ""Oh my"" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond"

"What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over."