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Joke of the Day
"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."
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"Welcome to Business Job. Squeeze my hand and I'll squeeze yours. There, now we're acquaintances. Here's your 3 walls and chair."
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call"
"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""
"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."
"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""
"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""
"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"