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Joke of the Day

"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."

"Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.*"

"This girl I like said she didn't like bondage..... ....Me either, but you're the one who said No."

"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"

"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."

"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors."