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Joke of the Day
"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."
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"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
"I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range."
"I was once offered a role in a gay porno But in the audition, I blew it"
"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"
"If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, ""so it can't get away,"" that's your future serial killer right there."
"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
"I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady."
"Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants? ..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho"
"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"