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Joke of the Day
"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."
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"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""
"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."
"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"
"Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!"
"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"
"What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains"
"When I was younger I used to masturbate by having sex with a jar of peanut butter... But growing up and looking back I realize I was just fucking nuts."
"Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable."
"If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is with two people.... does that mean im handsome?"