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Joke of the Day

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."

"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""

"Countdown is Dracula's retarded brother."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"I'm well pissed off with my neighbour today. Yesterday he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over at full blast. I wouldn't mind normally, but it was all night long."

"There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods)."

"When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve."

"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."