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Joke of the Day

"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"

"Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration? To make A TP"

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and the bellhop asks ""can i help with your luggage?"" The photon replies ""I don't have any. I'm traveling light."""

"YOLOUYAB You Only Live Once Unless You're A Buddist"

"The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com They cited Eminem domain"

"I accidentally sent my essay to a 3D printer It came out as a pile of shit."

"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."

"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"

"I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here."""