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Joke of the Day

"Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump? Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!"

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me."

"I asked a magician, ""Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?"" ""No, but I can pull a hare out of my ass"" - (More effective told out loud) :P"

"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."

"A News Reporter just described someone as ""Healthy as a Bus"". Yeah....I don't know either."

"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video."

"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."

"Born to be mild."