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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater."
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"I Hate Christmas! And whoever started it should be nailed to a cross!!"
"If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread"
"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."
"Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes."
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"Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane."
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"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word"