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Joke of the Day
"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza"
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"I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work"
"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"
"Wife: There's a spider in the kids' bedroom Me: I'll take care of it *raises spider like one of my own* *has a little cry when it graduates*"
"What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common? They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find"
"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."
"People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"
"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."
"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"