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Joke of the Day
"So a baby seal walks into a club I'll show myself out"
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"Is it ok to have sex with a third cousin? I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"
"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."
"Love is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed."
"They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu"
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"""I'd hit that!"" -Helpful blackjack dealer"
"Quick: how do you un-shake a baby?"