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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat"

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"14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal"
"""Forgive me father, for I have pinned."""
"Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed? Does any of this really matter..."
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"Sarah Palin"
"There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information"
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
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