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Joke of the Day

"Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits."

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don't worry she's dead now"

"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant to put in her room. She said ""thank you very much"" I said ""don't mention it"""

"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."

"What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !"

"Did you know the Packers were Trump supporters? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix"

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""