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Joke of the Day

"If I was married to you, I would put poison in your tea If I was married to you, madame, I would drink it"

"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."

"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"

"Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close."

"Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they were Turkish."

"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"

"Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."

"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."