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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)"

"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Small Pox."

"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"

"100 Ways to contact me; 1. Call me. 2. Tweet me. 3. Txt me.... 95.Drums and smoke signals 100.Facebook"

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"

"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."

"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"

"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."

"Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too."

"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."