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Joke of the Day

"The hard life of a dick... ...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening."

"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."

"As a kid, I was always scared of the dentist. He was a pedophile. You wouldn't believe the fillings he gave me."

"A girl tells her Irish mom she wants to be a prostitute. 'A WHAT?' The mother shouts. 'A prostitute' replies the girl. 'OH thank god!! I thought you wanted to become Protestant!"

"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."

"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!"

"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."

"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."

"Don't judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them."