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Joke of the Day
"What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"
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"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."
"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."
"Knock, knock, Come in."
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's her real name and I don't objectify women."
"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"
"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."
"HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for? Me: Fire My Lazy Ass? HR: ... Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate."
"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"