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Joke of the Day

"Today, I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that..."

"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."

"What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up? A reptile dysfunction"

"I hate when my in-laws come. It's such a bitch to clean."

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."

"Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."

"in a way, things are looking up for america... Soon it'll no longer be an obama-nation"

"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."