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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a family of 8 rabbits? One rabbyte"
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"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"
"An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! ~Skip"
"What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers."
"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."
"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke."
"How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!"
"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."
"What's a bicyclists favorite letter? A! (hands raised up)"
"Whoa whoa whoa... I was stalking her first buddy..."